2015 AVN Award Nominee for Best Comedy

Whoops, it's too bad but this is more screwed up family-wise than Mama's Family from the late 80s early 90s. Farms have never looked so scandalous ? until now! Jon Ho is married to three brides -- Small, Medium and Large. On the night of his third wedding, Medium, his second wife, starts getting jealous. As this is happening, a criminal family known as the Fuggs -- made up of Mama Fugg, her three sons, Teeny, Tiny and Mighty -- on the run from the law, make their way onto Jon Jo's thirty acres of woodlands to set up camp and hide from capture. Medium catches sight of Tiny, bathing outside and masturbates to him. As she does, she is caught by out with a log. Medium and Tiny then go on the run, fall in love, and hide in the woods, hoping to escape both their families so they can elope!

Meanwhile, Large and Small go out trying to find Medium. They argue and split up to cover more ground. Small runs afoul of Teeny and Mighty and they take her virginity (Jon Jo and Small still having not consummated their wedding night). Large attempts to save Small, but has to make a deal with Mama Fugg in order to do so by having sex with her. Large and Small go back to the house. Jon Jo finds out that Small has been deflowered and goes after the Fuggs himself. He gets caught by them and has to make a deal. If he wants to live, he had to let the Fuggs live on his land and keep them safe from cops. Seeing a financial opportunity (as well as a way from getting himself killed), Jon Jo agrees, and they celebrate the arrangement!

Jon Jo winds up getting so that he proposes to Mama Fugg in a fit of madness. At the wedding, Small shoots Teeny and Mighty dead and Tiny shoots Mama Fugg as well. Large, Small and Medium all leave Jon Jo. Medium and Tony Fugg get married to each other and Large and Small begin a relationship of their own!